31 FACTS ABOUT ME

1. Before coffee, I’m not approachable. Better keep your distance - unless you’re making it for me. 2. Wildflowers make me unreasonably happy. 3. I live with five cats. So yes, technically I’ve made it to “cat lady” status - proudly. 4. Depth isn’t just a preference for me - it’s my playground and my downfall. 5. I’ve been a vegetarian since I was 10. 6. I once adopted a cactus and still managed to kill it. 7. Parfum from 2003? And suddenly, my mind takes a little trip back in time. 8. I prefer writing in rooms so dark, even vampires would say, "A little more light might not hurt". 9. I was named after my grandma, which is kind of lovely and kind of pressure. 10. True Crime helps me fall asleep. Sweet dreams and serial killers... go figure. 11. Step-by-step guides? Nah. I believe in vibes and blind confidence. 12. Rain sounds or birds chirping = my productivity playlist. Add black coffee, and I’m unstoppable. 13. Some people chase hits. I slow dance with Jazz, cry with the Blues, and daydream with Soul. 14. I still can’t tie shoelaces the “normal” way. Don’t judge, I get the job done. 15. I’m not interested in how your day was - more in how it wasn’t. 16. If I go silent, I’m either deeply content or mentally editing you out. There’s no in-between. 17. I can fall asleep anywhere - plane, bus, standing up… it’s a talent. 18. I only push buttons if I’m sure you won’t break. 19. I have a soft spot for dark humor - the darker, the better. 20. I’ve never had gel nails. 21. That one thing you said years ago? Yep, it lives rent-free in my brain. 22. I’m terrified of butterflies. And tsunamis. (Yes, I know how that sounds.) 23. I write endings before beginnings. 24. Handwriting might as well be hieroglyphics. I’m hopeless at reading it. 25. I like to observe - purely for scientific purposes, of course. 26. Sci-fi? Nope. Robots and aliens just don’t do it for me. 27. Multitasking? Let’s just say… I’d rather not. 28. I know how to survive inside a whale’s mouth. Don’t ask why. I know. Just know that I do. 29. I can go from "I don’t care" to "this will haunt me forever" in 0.3 seconds. Or the other way around. 30. I let you think you’re reading me. It keeps things… entertaining. 31. If you’re still here, either you’re fascinated or you’re just incredibly patient with me. Both work. ; )