19 FACTS ABOUT ME

1. Before coffee, I’m not approachable. Better keep your distance - unless you’re making it for me. 2. I’m usually lying when I say, “I didn’t even notice…” 3. I once adopted a cactus and still managed to kill it. 4. Perfume or a song from 2003? Suddenly, my mind takes a little trip back in time. 5. I’ve been a vegetarian since I was 10. 6. I live with five cats. So yes, technically I’ve made it to “cat lady” status - proudly. 7. I was named after my grandma. 8. True Crime helps me fall asleep. Sweet dreams and serial killers... go figure. 9. Step-by-step guides? Nah. I believe in vibes and blind confidence. 10. I value honesty, even when it’s uncomfortable. 11. I really love jazz and blues. 12. I still can’t tie shoelaces the “normal” way. Don’t judge, I get the job done. 13. If I go silent, I’m either deeply content or mentally editing you out. There’s no in-between. 14. I’m always in when it comes to animals, taboos, mental depths, or philosophical deep-sea dives. 15. My social awareness often has to remind me: be nice, keep it simple, smile pretty. 16. I’m terrified of butterflies. And tsunamis. (Yes, I know how that sounds.) 17. Sci-fi? Nope. Robots and aliens just don’t do it for me. 18. Multitasking? Let’s just say… I’d rather not. 19. I know how to survive inside a whale’s mouth. Don’t ask why. I know. Just know that I do.