24 FACTS ABOUT ME

1. Before coffee, I’m not approachable. Better keep your distance - unless you’re making it for me. 2. I’m usually lying when I say, “I didn’t even notice…” 3. I once adopted a cactus and still managed to kill it. 4. Parfum from 2003? And suddenly, my mind takes a little trip back in time. 5. I’ve been a vegetarian since I was 10. 6. I live with five cats. So yes, technically I’ve made it to “cat lady” status - proudly. 7. I was named after my grandma. 8. True Crime helps me fall asleep. Sweet dreams and serial killers... go figure. 9. Step-by-step guides? Nah. I believe in vibes and blind confidence. 10. I value honesty, even when it’s uncomfortable. 11. I love jazz music. 12. I still can’t tie shoelaces the “normal” way. Don’t judge, I get the job done. 13. I’m not interested in how your day was - more in how it wasn’t. 14. If I go silent, I’m either deeply content or mentally editing you out. There’s no in-between. 15. My mood doesn’t depend on the weather - I find something in every sky that fits me. 16. I’m always in when it comes to animals, taboos, mental depths, or philosophical deep-sea dives. 17. My social intelligence often whispers: be nice, and smile pretty. 18. I’m terrified of butterflies. And tsunamis. (Yes, I know how that sounds.) 19. I’m really into musicals. 20. Sci-fi? Nope. Robots and aliens just don’t do it for me. 21. Multitasking? Let’s just say… I’d rather not. 22. I know how to survive inside a whale’s mouth. Don’t ask why. I know. Just know that I do. 23. I can go from "I don’t care" to "this will haunt me forever" in 0.3 seconds. Or the other way around. 24. You’re reading me? Cute. Just don’t skip the footnotes - they’re the most entertaining part. ➖ ...If you’re still here, you’re either fascinated or just incredibly patient… Both work.